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Posted by STEM Sep. 2, 2009 @ 12:06 AM EDT

Finish the sentence!

If I met STEM in person, I would _______________________.

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Sep. 2, 2009 | 12:17 AM AlphaCentauri says:

Ask for a pair of your old sandals so that I might wear them.

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:24 PM STEM responds:

I left a few stinky pair of sandals in my dorm in Japan, go get em!

Sep. 2, 2009 | 12:28 AM Goonie says:

ignore him unless he had candy to share with me.

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:24 PM STEM responds:

Like reeses peanut butter cups? :D

Sep. 2, 2009 | 1:14 AM WritersBlock says:

introduce myself as WritersBlock, and then sulk in shame as the realisation sets in that I'm too attached to my Newgrounds identity.

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:24 PM STEM responds:

I shall call you blockie

Sep. 2, 2009 | 12:50 PM Thomas says:

ask him to pleasure himself by any means necessary while i taped it on an old '70s camera.

yeah that sounds good.

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:25 PM STEM responds:

Been there DONE THAT...

Sep. 2, 2009 | 1:02 PM Lunaful says:

give you a present.

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:25 PM STEM responds:

A SURPRISE OH HOW NICE

Sep. 2, 2009 | 8:39 PM JohnCena423 says:

be his friend

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:25 PM STEM responds:

put 'er there, pal

Sep. 2, 2009 | 9:10 PM butterman27 says:

Thank him for the post in my thread. It helped a lot. :)

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:25 PM STEM responds:

I POST FOR ALL

Sep. 3, 2009 | 12:09 AM SevenSeize says:

make him pancakes.

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:26 PM STEM responds:

I shall only accept them if they have delicious blueberries!

Sep. 3, 2009 | 7:09 PM yugimt says:

Give you a beer and be friends.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:49 PM STEM responds:

That's the spirit!

Sep. 3, 2009 | 7:50 PM thelittleemo says:

Say "what's up homie" and then kick you in the balls. That's how we say hi in da hood.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:49 PM STEM responds:

I raise your kick in the balls with a DROPkick to the balls!

Sep. 4, 2009 | 12:39 PM Toiletpaper says:

Control z?

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:48 PM STEM responds:

IRL KEYBOARD HACKS!

Sep. 4, 2009 | 1:12 PM Rokas1337 says:

alt+f4 my way to freedom???

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:48 PM STEM responds:

You shall not escape!

Sep. 4, 2009 | 1:56 PM Black-Ops says:

make a thread about it.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:48 PM STEM responds:

I WILL LOCK IT!

Sep. 4, 2009 | 2:43 PM ChocEliteBar says:

Ask you if you could sign my hat or somethin'.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:48 PM STEM responds:

I'll sign it with a pretty pink pen

Sep. 4, 2009 | 3:22 PM Pokemonpoeguygcn says:

Give him $10

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:47 PM STEM responds:

Hotdogs and beer for all!

Sep. 4, 2009 | 6:28 PM 142201 says:

Buy him stuff, secretly hoping that he'll give me a get out of banland free card.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:47 PM STEM responds:

If only I had those cards...I would keep them all to myself!

Sep. 4, 2009 | 8:24 PM TheThinWhale says:

Ask him what that picture has to do with anything

Sep. 5, 2009 | 12:47 PM STEM responds:

Pictures from my escapades in Japan

Sep. 5, 2009 | 3:16 PM Figter says:

Force him to make me a mod so i can go on a lock spreeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sep. 6, 2009 | 11:33 AM Mr-Destruction says:

Chit chat about other NG users while searching for geocache points in okinawa.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 12:27 PM Earthshine says:

If I met STEM in person, I would Say hi to him and strike a conversation.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 4:48 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

Tell him naruto is awesome.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 6:02 PM thelittleemo says:

Oh i get it...RAISE then DROP! LOLOLOLOLOL

Sep. 6, 2009 | 7:10 PM Itsbroken2 says:

If I met STEM in person, I would ask him how life was and also ask him what he was up to.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 7:45 PM thatoneguyfromDD says:

I would die.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 8:54 PM BananaBreadMuffin says:

n't.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 9:20 PM platypuspwn says:

mastubate.

Sep. 7, 2009 | 2:08 AM matrix5565 says:

If I met STEM in person, I would be like OMG, LOL!

Sep. 7, 2009 | 5:20 PM ohbombuh says:

say "What's this guy doing in my house? I keep the doors locked and never go out..."

Sep. 7, 2009 | 5:37 PM ihatesonic1 says:

You sir are one funny guy

Sep. 7, 2009 | 10:09 PM bgraybr says:

Ask to be modded.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 12:15 AM jmalouin7 says:

Throw a brick at him.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:44 AM Dew says:

Wouldn't know it's him.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:59 AM Funzo123 says:

Do what any good person would.

Bring a present, pay for lunch, good conversation, walks through meadows of pretty yellow and blue flo.. Anyway!

Sep. 9, 2009 | 7:02 AM FIGMENTUM says:

hot damn it was frustrating me so much trying to remember where I'd heard that music from... I thought it was one of the FF's but I had to open the youtube page before I could place it.

probably won't be able to get that tune out of my head all of tomorrow now though : (

Sep. 9, 2009 | 10:02 AM STEM responds:

it's my ringtone, alarm clock sound, AND warmup song on piano so I hear it everyday several times lols

Sep. 9, 2009 | 8:26 PM Itsbroken2 says:

I took your angst ban-ana.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 12:03 AM explodingbunnies says:

try to have buttsecks with him.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 10:15 AM TheUnwisePoet says:

I would delete his system 32. =D

Sep. 10, 2009 | 12:45 PM Shakyjake says:

If I met STEM in person, I would ask him for the 95% of a cookie that I was promised.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 9:54 PM JKMonkey says:

Ask him to sign my replica ban stick.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 2:42 PM FurryOwlet says:

Rape him.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 5:00 PM TechnoGoomba says:

Grab his cock.

Sep. 13, 2009 | 6:14 PM The-word-destroyer says:

If i met STEM in person, I would deck him in the face for banning me that one time.

nah not really even though you did ban me haha.

Sep. 13, 2009 | 6:46 PM STEM responds:

according to the records you haven't been banned in over 400 days! o_O

Sep. 13, 2009 | 6:36 PM xXShortEmoKidXx says:

Get down on my knees and open wide...

Sep. 13, 2009 | 9:31 PM LBRocker says:

Rape.... Him?

Sep. 14, 2009 | 12:17 AM Canas says:

lol sup dewk

Sep. 14, 2009 | 10:16 PM FoAngel says:

Ask him to share his intellect with me, so that i may be smarter and such =3

Sep. 19, 2009 | 2:02 AM Bongun says:

yell "HEY STEM WHAT'S UP?!" *High fives*

Sep. 19, 2009 | 10:18 AM FurryDemon says:

If I met STEM in person, I would suck his cock.

Sep. 19, 2009 | 2:26 PM EJR says:

If I met STEM in person, I'd give him a big hug.

Sep. 19, 2009 | 2:45 PM COMboy112 says:

Fuck him in the face for locking my threads.
I still love though...
COCK JOKE

Sep. 20, 2009 | 3:03 PM zombiemaster says:

greet you and then be on my way

Sep. 21, 2009 | 6:53 PM HighWayStar365 says:

Eat a sandwich, then go MINI GOLFING!

Sep. 21, 2009 | 8:07 PM ertysproductions says:

If I met STEM in person, I would run the fastest I could to get out of range of his mighty ban-ax and then look at the glory at him banning people! :D

Sep. 22, 2009 | 6:48 PM jakenator85 says:

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.

Sep. 23, 2009 | 7:30 PM Lawnbaby says:

have a delightful chat with him over coffee

Sep. 23, 2009 | 7:44 PM Blast-to-the-past says:

Scream in a very high pitched voice, then realise that I'm suddenly in America.

Sep. 24, 2009 | 4:04 PM tahm10 says:

i would thank him for playing my favorite song

Sep. 27, 2009 | 6:02 PM jakenator85 says:

I would donate blood to him, if he needed it that is of course.
(Maybe)

Sep. 29, 2009 | 3:54 PM meztag says:

_ask him about life in Japan, and try to extract all of your personal memories across seas.

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